Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Words

ive been staring at this screen for idek how many hours idk please send help there is no HELP left for me instead i have been given this task to see how many mistakes autocorrect can make and here i am just rambling with no punctuation did i use puNctuation nno i havent used punctuation are you reading this closely i bet youre questioning if i am high or drink and no i am not to answer your not spoken question it is in fact bright and sunny actually that was a liE it is quite dark but it was biright and sunny so it counts and im not lying rigfh please tell me im not lying cuz lying is bad and i dont want to be bad ai is bad but i am not ai im not a robot are you a robot robots make cool moVE characters what is your favorite movie my favorite is wait i walked away from the computer what was i talking about it doesnt matter ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hi friends yay trivia wait no the whole point of this blog is boo trivia masters to be a jack of all trades but master of non should i become a trivia jack that seems like a great carere field yeah thats what ill be when i grow up you should join me in this endeavor yayyyy im watching a video about bugs yay bugs but itts about ticks and boo ticks but bugs are cool and did you know that ticks belong to order ixodida and that is such a fun name dont you think ticks are actually aRachnids and a lot of people think that theyre buGs and they could be bugs because bugs is a very subjective word unlike insects insects are characterized by six legs but did you know that there are bugs that have six legs that are not insects thats so weird and cool but also sad cuz theyre all left out and the joker was left out wasnt he i dont actuall knOw i havent really watched the movies with him in them and im watching a tiktok my friend sent me and the dude is so sweet and scatterbraiNed Not at all like me im very focused not at all distracted speaking of distracted i just got distracted by my phone and lost my train of though oh i should have timed how long it takes me to write this have you noticed ther is no capitAlization in this post i have cuz im writinG It but thats to be expected honestly because if i wasnt writing it then who would be and that would be sad beaus ei rite very well and wait i want to make sure i use every letter in my post so here we go the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy brown dogs is that is did i use them all let me go check the quick brown fox jumped oVEr the lazy brown dogs yep thats every ketter yay me can you use every letter i wonder lets see wonder was a book i was given it as a birthday present many moons ago ooo moon what phase is the moon in tonight i wonder thats pronably important to you you should pay attention to that is it a crescent is it a full is it a gibbous thats a fun word to say and read isnt it also a type of monkey side note monkeys are really cute you should definitely look up pictures of cotton top tamarins i read a paper about them once and then looked up pictures and theYre so fun how many typos do you think i have made ooo should i ask my partner to marry me that could be fun but also marriage is such a big commitment i think we shoulf have a kid first to test the waters and make sure were compatible what do yOU think also im the best advice giver because once i stuvk my fingers in an outlet and i survived and everyone else tells you if you do that youll get electrocuted but i didnt so uou shoulf trust and believe me obviously currently im at a fifty on the flesh kincaid readablitiy score but i think im much more understandable than that you understand me write im relatable and amazing and keep giving me compliments cmon i live for validation oo i want a dog but im allergic to german shepherds i had such a bad reaction to them recently it was so itchy and miserable but i think that lizards are perfect i mean just look at their cute little faces i mean a leopard gecko cmonnnnn really adorable ooo what about leopards theyre so cool ive been all the cat school mascots ive been a coUgar and a tiger and thats everything minys leopards maybe we could be the lawrence leopards next year that has a nice ring doesnt it but it would make for much worse merch woudlnt it oo have you seen the new trivia merch whoever designed it did a great job you should go congratulate them in the discord im sure they live for validation too right we talked about validation ok anyways moving on i have a frog not a Pet frog but a stuffed frog that i sleep with every night and shes such a sweetie and she has actually solved every trivia question fo rme and wants to give you a hint if you have made it all the way to the bottom of thid the first letter of my name actually not my name were talking about your name fun fact is n did you know that now you gotta go change your name on everything to go start with an n because thats your true self thats who you sre inside your teammates ok gotta go bye im at nine hundred ninety nine words!